You know you go to Hedonism II if:
- You own a glow in the dark bra with matching tutu. And so does your husband.
- You’ve typed the words SLUT WEAR into your browser while shopping on Amazon.com.
- You’ve Googled Caribbean restaurants in your area because you were jonesing for some jerk chicken.
- You only know what rum cream tastes like off another person’s skin.
- Every time you see a piano you have to fight the urge to jump on it and helicopter your bra over your head.
- You turn into a vacationing ninja, hiding your actual location and making sure you check into one of the more family friendly resorts down the road.
- You’ve had sex with your significant other in the bed whilst holding your phone or camera pointed at the mirrored ceiling.
- You know what a WALL PIC means.
- You have Hedo bucks stashed somewhere in your room.
- You have a penis shaped memento crafted out of wood.
- Your passport has 23 stamps in it and 18 of them are from Jamaica.
- You have mastered the naked Wobble.
- You’ve lost count of how many people have actually seen you naked.
- The only time you have ever bought drugs in your life was from a guy in a row boat.
- Every one of your selfies are taken from the nipples UP.
- You can eat the same three things for 8 straight days and never get sick of it.
- You’ve gotten on the plane to go home with a naked water slide bruise somewhere on your body.
- You’ve made out with a stranger wearing nothing but foam.
- You’re friends with someone on Facebook with the word HEDO in their name.
- You have bins in you closet filled with outfits that are so small they will fit into a zip lock bag.
- You know what an Austin omelet is. And now you want one.
- You know all too well what happens if you forget to put sunscreen on your sexy bits.
- You’ve raced a goat on the beach.
- You can get 9 days worth of clothes into one suitcase mostly because the only thing inside is shoes, bug spray and your insulated mug.
- You just left and you’re already planning to go back.