It’s finally Masturbation month. Bang it against something, take it out on a date and update the batteries in your favorite toys because its time to shamelessly touch yourself. Michele and Chris are released from solitary confinement just in time to record this podcast. There is still quite a bit of unresolved sexual tension but our contract stipulates one podcast a week even if we don’t like each other. Congrats to our best bitches who just returned from getting hitched at Hedonism II. They went down to paradise with the Playful Pussycats and had a blast with an amazing group of sexy people. The Pussycats just announced dates for 2017 so check the details for all of their upcoming trips at www.theplayfulpussycats.com. We tell you all about our Hedo rock and how you can get one too. Start by going to Hedo with us in October. Continuing more talk about dick pics, our site of the week will help you with the essential Do’s and Don’t for achieving a successful dick pic collection. kittystryker.com/2014/03/05/kitty…ide-to-dick-pics
We very politely hate on people who use their wedding photos on dating sites and stir up trouble talking about side chicks and side dick. We love side action but only if it is healthy and honest. We also love when people dress nice and smell pretty. We are all trying to get laid so bring your A game. Wash your balls, comb your moustache and press your overalls. It’s time to party. We need to get out of the house and party with some crazy adults so we are heading to an IPG party. Check out intimatepartiesgroup.net/ for some of the best lifestyle hotel takeover events in the North East. We will see you there. We are finally headed back home to Hedonism II to party with some sexy Southern folk. Join us October 1st-8th as we throw down with Southern Vibrations and Wild Women Vacations at Hedonism II. www.wildwomenvacations.com. Check out www.hedonism.com/events for more info on all the groups partying with us that week. Check out shamelessadventures.com and send all your dirty thoughts and gossip to firstname.lastname@example.org.